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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:26
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Fixing the Phoenix Suns: Retooling the roster in 6 steps - Bright Side Of The Sun
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Volcano Alert: Experts Predict Eruptions in France Imminent! - Glass Almanac
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Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
If you received hand-me-downs as a child, how did they make you feel?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?
No go.
Unacceptable again!
No way
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